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I'm a glorified housekeeper and sperm donor. Sperm can certainly whip their tails, but many have a hard time swimming in a straight line. Human Being , Through , Some. Well, Charlie Brown ain't yo daddy. It ain't German to the conversation. Quotes About Mere Mortals. Ferrera. Age: 24. Sensually sexy, charismatic, down to earth open-minded intelligent lady Sophia. Age: 28. *Jamie

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